8 April 2010

My voice, approximately one year ago.

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done with apus. struck down by severe writers block (about that world lit paper..). too much lost. food. drank 2234234234 gallons of water cause my westmont water bottle is really cool and fun to drink from. i sound like a five year old idiot.

OBVIOUSLY MY LIFE IS SO COOL!

1. The love stories we've all heard of are usually relatively similar to one another. Person A meets Person B, some sort of relationship ensues, and after a long period of romantic dates and moonlit walks on the beach, Person A and Person B fall in love. And then there is the love story between me, myself, and Boston.

1b. The absence of oxford commas annoy me. No they don't annoy me, the absence just makes me really fidgety and irritated. Yeah they annoy me.

2. This year has time and time proved to be the most academically challenging and demanding 300 days of my life..but it is still my favorite year so far. I love love love being a junior so much. Old enough to boo the underclassmen, young enough to still ask the seniors how to pass freaking calculus. Plus I've got the coolest teachers and I've come to love where I live.

3. ALEX TURNER? WHERE? yeah I like him.

4. I'm going to name my kids: Holden / Adeline / Amelie / (Anton?)

5. I really like reading so i go through short phases in my life where i am infatuated with the fictional world an author creates (pride and prejudice, the time travelers wife, more recently the assault..)..during these phases, i tend to birth an extreme hatred towards numerous people in my real life though. it's seriously ridiculous.

6. Ashley minus sleep plus doubleshots galore plus apus-induced stress equals..insanity during zero period.

7. I'm really gonna miss the beach and in n out. And Pedros. But I'll have Mr Bartleys and the river to look at and .. I can find other places to get cheap mexican food.

8. LLLOOSSSSTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9. I'm really bad at walking.

10. I might appear to be just another quiet asian..but in my brain lies a mastermind plan to recover and save the united states. and the world.

11. Meet my twin, Patrick Carl. I've got a temper too. Just ask Summer.

12. I know every single Calvin & Hobbes cartoon published

13. Most girls my age complain about their boyfriends being enigmas.. I on the other hand complain about the enigmatic, the notorious, the famed..COLLEGE ADMISSIONS PROCESS!

14. I think I'd rather be denied than waitlisted. Being denied is like, oh hey you suck let's chop your head off. Being waitlisted is like oh hey you kind of suck but there are people that suck more than you do so let's put you in line for the guillotine. it's like dying a slow death. Ok I honestly have no clue what I'm talking about. I just want to be accepted to SOME college.

15. When I was little I was given at least four easy bake ovens by my mom's friends. I never used one of them.

16. It's not that hard to amuse me

17. I loooooove driving :) do i have me permit? NOPE

18. I don't want to pursue the things I like. I'd love to be a history major but I don't see any exciting well-paying jobs in that field. (yes i admit it i like $). I'm not HUGE in math but I'm down for some relatively easy calculus so mayyybeeee econ?

19. Orange County gets a really bad rap. yeah, most of it's pretty artificial, but in general, i like it. the people are cool, there is almost always something going on, the beach is a short walk from school, etc etc etc

20. I watch 90210. and I get crap for it. Still one of my favvvvszzzszszzz

21. I have never eaten sushi in my life. I have never read a Harry Potter book in my life. (I did, however, see part of the Harry Potter movie when there's a big troll and this girl with big hair gets his boogers all over her broomstick or wand..but that is the extent of my Harry Potter knowledge. also: i know the theme song)

22. I used to join 345345 groups/fan pages on facebook but then I got paranoid that colleges look at prospective students' profiles so I promptly deleted a handful of them based on their levels of appropriateness, or lack thereof

23. APUS + Calc + Pazeian book + world lit paper = today. love you too, spring break

24. Frederich chopin is my secret lover who feigned his own death. Psh did you really think such a genius could be brought down by tuberculosis? .... :(

25. my mom has sun's toothpaste (from lost)

i had to add this:

26. my computer red-underlined the "toothpaste" i wrote in 25 and i stared at it for like an hour thinking what was wrong cause it looked fine to me. only many moments later did i finally realize that i had written "toothpasfe" instead of "toothpaste." how genius am i? really?